Genre: Action, Comedy
Release Date: October 5, 1991
I apologize for what you are about to read.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
The ruthlessness of crushing a skull
With one’s bare hands can’t be dull
Your gratuitous amounts of gore
Make my fluttery heart soar
The action is so outrageous
My laughter becomes contagious
The elegantly skillful way you mend
Your arm using only your torn tend…ons
Okay, stupid unskilled poems aside, this is one of the best, funniest action movies of all time. It is so over the top you find yourself asking if it can get even crazier and then it does. A man has a fake eye that he pulls out and stores mints in it. That isn’t even in the top 20 WTF moments.
Rewatchability: Very high